Post by Sydney on Aug 6, 2011 7:23:07 GMT -6
so syd had a movie night but there was no one to direct her commentary to.
so i wrote it all down.
EDIT: I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE KITTY WANTED TO SEE IT.
this is the result.
so i wrote it all down.
EDIT: I AM ONLY POSTING THIS BECAUSE KITTY WANTED TO SEE IT.
this is the result.
so i am watching winters bone. first five minutes of it and i am bawling my eyes out.
nothing has happened. nothing at all.
indie films just do this to me
so the main character is talking to someone, my tears have yet to stop
oh my god they're short on cash its just gonna get worse from here
oh god there's a starving horse and the girl looks like she is gonna cry
im gonna cry- actually i am crying
still
this girl doesnt even go to school so she can take care of her two siblings
oh goood
bawling
still bawling
legit bawling
jennifer lawrence you are the best actor i love you
you go girl you find your drug dealer daddy you drag him to court
oh my god this neighbor is so nice feeding them when they're poor thank you neighbor lady
oh god maybe not so nice
oh god- whew i was worried she'd take the food back
its cool
its cool
oh my god this teenager with a baby looks like my friend's older sister who got pregnant as a teen
this is so strange
awww the teen mom calls jennifer's character sweet pea
awww
oh my god dont fight come on
i feel the tension radiating off the screen
OFF THE SCREEN
god all the houses look like mine
they're all so trashy
ALSO stop fighting with everyone your friends with
**** it by hogs
i like that saying
damn i dont like this teadrop character
why be so mean if you have the name teardrop
why
holy **** i keep pausing the movie because i get legit frightened every few seconds
legit terrified
uncle teardrop stop being so mean
AAAAH OH MY GOD
AAAAH
AAAAH
THIS IS WHY I WAS LEGIT TERRIFIED AAAAH
THIS MOVIE IS SO INTENSE
IM SCARED TO PRESS PLAY AGAIN
WHY IS NO ONE ONLINE WAAAH
I NEED SOME COURAGE
okay im pressing play now
i muted it
im not looking at the screen
im a baby
a big baby
okay i think its safe now
do i dare look at the screen
i did
im just as scared as rhee
im glad my uncle would never attack me
what why give her money after you choke her
oh yeah and some pot
thanks aunt
that is so helpful for her while she's looking for her run away drug dealer father-
oh god music started playing
this is a bad sign in indie films
what are you doing rhee
what are you doing
OH GOD WHO IS STARING AT HER
IM SO TERRIFIED AGAIN
LEGIT TERROR
THIS MOVIE IS TOO INTENSE FOR ME
you're gonna get killed lookin for your daddy, rhee
and i will cry even more when it happens
oh hey on the good side i am now not crying
the terror of that choking scene stopped my tears
now im just watching in stricken terror
oh my god
this guy is gonna attack you
i can tell
megan will not protect you
DONT CALL HIM AN ASSHOLE AAAAHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
he scares me aaah ;o;
aaah
no no no no dont go in the house with him
aww look at the widdle ferret
thats a tiny cage
oh hey you're an asshole scary guy
aw i like this megan girl
hey wait rhee dont defend your daddy
he left you to watch two kids and your
i dunno whats wrong with your mom-
AAAH
AAAH
I KNEW HE WAS SCARY
dont get eaten by pigs rhee
i really love you rhee
because jennifer lawrence aka best young actor aka i love her is playing you
so please dont get killed
please
i am in legit terror for her life everytime she goes somewhere
like everytime she goes anywhere i am in fear for her damn life
why you go and get yourself into this **** rhee
why your daddy gotta go and do **** like this
oh god more music
and pig snorting
dont get eaten
aaaah the door scared me
i am so glad my family doesn't live in the woods anymore
im sure my family was like this back generations before, though
thats a scary thought
AAH RHEE PLEASE DONT OPEN YOUR MOUTH ANYMORE
everytime you go ANYWHERE I FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE
muting time again oh god that lady is so angry
rhee those are your families enemies
legit terror again
legit
go home rhee
go home please
oh whew she finally went home
im no longer scared for her life
still scared
AAAAAH
TERROR FOR HER LIFE AGAIN
IM GONNA GO THIS WHOLE MOVIE SCARED FOR HER SAFETY
so i paused the movie for thirty minutes because uhm im terrified
anyway jennifer lawrence likes twilight?!! noo future wife nooo
also she's gonna be playing the main character in the hunger games and she loved the books? i- sigh
all the good ones
i still love her though
i have decided she is gonna be my adrien brody- kinda
yes
anyway im gonna unpause the movie now terror
lied im watching her on jimmy fallon now
i may not finish this movie before 10 am
i have a hair appointment at 10 am
okay im pressing play again
AAAAAH NOW I MEMBER WHY I PRESSED PAUSE
AAAAAAAHHHH
rhee i am so terrified for you
so very very terrified
your dad's cousin is a scary man
rhee im terrified for you again
everytime you do ANYTHING i just get so scared
go back home rhee
go back home
i would watch a movie of you raising your siblings you dont have to look for your family
aaaah oh my god
rhee you're pissing off the wrong people-
awww look at her cute siblings
shes teaching them how to shoot
i think its cute she's teaching her 6 year old sister how to shoot
oooh baby her best friend pulled through she stole a truck
aw yeah
oh man old country music i love this i love this music
im so redneck
OH GOD THERE'S RHEE'S UNCLE
IS SHE GONNA BUST THIS UP
AAAAH RHEE NO
PLEASE RHEE I AM TERRIFIED FOR YOU AGAIN
damn it how am i gonna finish this movie
i keep pausing and hiding
why is everyone offline when i need them mooost
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE SHEER TERROR I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW
NO ONE
crying again
in my hands from the terror
OH MY GOD HEDGIE IS ON FINALLY SOMEONE
someone i can speak to
sobbing
hedgie is not responding BUT ITS OKAY HOSHI IS ONLINE
i pressed play again
still terrified
oh hey hedgie responded
sob whoever is reading this i have learned a valuable lesson
indie films are too intense for me
im just putting it on mute and not looking at the screen
im such a baby
but im so terrified
such a baby
should i look
im scared to
jennifer lawrence you so pretty though
you really are
i looked
and then ran back to my second tab
all the old people scared me
okay im not a baby anymore
i unmuted it and im watching it
bravery
oh no music-
wait its gone
shes teaching em how to hunt again
so proud of rhee she'd be a good mommy but she kinda already is cus shes raising her baby siblings
oh they got some squirrels!
fried squirrels for dinner. yum yum.
oh my god the music is back on and uncle teardrop is there
and oh my god i am so terrified
oh uncle teardrop just sniffed cocaine infront of her
she's just like "...."
good uncle teardrop left
he creeps me out so much
oh dang her dad missed his courtdate their gonna loose the house
this sucks
AAAHH SPIDER
oh whew its gone
oh now she's trying to talk to her crazy mom
im not scared anymore taking a big break calmed me down
naw this baby is playing with a bell during an intense scene
so cute
holy **** cattle auction
lotta cattle everywhere
ive been to one of these before they are depressing
this movie catches the depressingness perfectly-
AAAAAH SHES GOING AFTER THE HEAD OF THE Clan AAAAAAH
NOOO
AAAH YOURE GONNA GET ATTACKED OR KILLED OR AAAAH
WHY RHEE
if she dies i will cry SO HARD
so so very HARD
it will be fricking river of tears FOREVER
OHMYGODHOLYSHIT
SHES BEING ATTACKED
AAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
RHEE
WHY
WHY DID YOU DO THIS
WHY RHEE BABY
AAAAAH
i cant watch this oh god i cant do this i cant i cant
oh god oh god oh god oh god
RHEE
RHEE I WARNED YOU
THEY'RE GONNA FEED YOU TO THE PIGS
RHEE MY BABY
oh dude she's aaaall bloodied up now
my poor rhee
rhee darling youre so wonderful even bloodied up and beaten to a pulp
and you make a good speech too even beaten to a bloody pulp
AAAAH UNCLE TEARDROP
uncle teardrop you gonna save the day
are you gonna save the day uncle teardrop you crazy rat
yaaay uncle teardrop is saving rhee
go on home rhee its okay you can live in the fields with your family
forget about your daddy
aww sweet pea lady is cleaning her up
fixing her up
and the neighborlady brought over painkillers awww
i didnt mention it earlier but thee neighbors are protective of eachother and i love that
aww her little siblings are all sleeping next to her awwww
this is the sweetest scene i am going to start crying again
oh hey painkiller dreams this is weird
run squirrel run
holy **** this is the creepiest dream ever poor rhee
omg shes trying to sign up for the army for money and she kinda got turned down
and she looks like she's gonna cry
im gonna cry with her
uncle teardrop just randomly dropped in and made her get dressed
and now they're at some bar?
she fell asleep in the car
oh nope getting out now
now she's in the bar
and **** the people who beat her up are there
go back in the car rhee
where it's safe
uncle teardrop is finding information out you go uncle teardrop
oh my god he has an axe
OH MY GOD UNCLE TEARDROP-
oh whew hes just attacking a car
now what are they doing
theyre in a graveyard okay
looking for her dads unmarked grave cus hes dead okay cool
uh oh cops
uncle teardrop does not like
oh its the sheriff from earlier in the movie who told rhee that her dad put the house on bond
wait what
what
whats going on
oh no they both have guns
oh no
yeah thats right leave him alone sheriff
drive off uncle teardrop drive off
shes upset cus her dad was a snitch and thats why hes dead
also uncle teardrop REALLY loves cocain hes always just randomly doing it
ha the kids are running around and playing in hay
i do that all the time its fun
but i dont like this music
music in indie films creep me out
means something bad is gonna happen
as a general rule
whaaaooot
the ladies who beat her up are gonna take her to her dads grave
this is pretty good except i am worried for her health
like always
fearing for her life anytime she does anything
oh man they have to go on a lake and someone has a chainsaw i would be worried for my health
id also be crying cus theyre now pulling his body out of the water
id be bawling like a baby
theyre making her do it, too
oh my god
poor rhee
oh shes crying now poor rhee
i would be too i dont blame you
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO MAKE HER SAW HER DADS OWN HAND OFF-
okay good they're doing it and rhee is bawling i dont blame her
and now she has to fish the body out again and shes about to puke poor rhee baby
my poor baby
these ladies are kinda okay even if they did beat her to a bloody pulp the other night
i think shes in shock right now, though
i feel so bad for her my poor rhee baby
and now she has to take her dads hands to the sheriff to prove hes dead so they wont loose the house
my poor poor baby
oh now shes talking bad to the sheriff
oh man shes so good
even traumatized from the whole sawing off dads hands thing
rhee you're pretty amazing you hunt and cook and raise your two siblings and do everything for them you are good girl
also uncle teardrop gave the two siblings two baby chicks to raise awww
and the bonds guy gave her money cus they proved her dad is dead
awwwww
and now uncle teardrop is playing dead dad's banjo
so sweet
oooh this is the song from the start of the movie i think
and he just realized who killed their dad
what are ya gonna do uncle teardrop
what are ya gonna do
rhee knows nothing good will come from this just like i do
awwwww that was a sweet ending awww
"i'd be lost without the weight of you two on my back"
awww
im using that as a ukraine quote
forever now
also woah the baby girl is good at banjo
and the movie ends with them staring off as she plays the banjo
that was an awesome movie
nothing has happened. nothing at all.
indie films just do this to me
so the main character is talking to someone, my tears have yet to stop
oh my god they're short on cash its just gonna get worse from here
oh god there's a starving horse and the girl looks like she is gonna cry
im gonna cry- actually i am crying
still
this girl doesnt even go to school so she can take care of her two siblings
oh goood
bawling
still bawling
legit bawling
jennifer lawrence you are the best actor i love you
you go girl you find your drug dealer daddy you drag him to court
oh my god this neighbor is so nice feeding them when they're poor thank you neighbor lady
oh god maybe not so nice
oh god- whew i was worried she'd take the food back
its cool
its cool
oh my god this teenager with a baby looks like my friend's older sister who got pregnant as a teen
this is so strange
awww the teen mom calls jennifer's character sweet pea
awww
oh my god dont fight come on
i feel the tension radiating off the screen
OFF THE SCREEN
god all the houses look like mine
they're all so trashy
ALSO stop fighting with everyone your friends with
**** it by hogs
i like that saying
damn i dont like this teadrop character
why be so mean if you have the name teardrop
why
holy **** i keep pausing the movie because i get legit frightened every few seconds
legit terrified
uncle teardrop stop being so mean
AAAAH OH MY GOD
AAAAH
AAAAH
THIS IS WHY I WAS LEGIT TERRIFIED AAAAH
THIS MOVIE IS SO INTENSE
IM SCARED TO PRESS PLAY AGAIN
WHY IS NO ONE ONLINE WAAAH
I NEED SOME COURAGE
okay im pressing play now
i muted it
im not looking at the screen
im a baby
a big baby
okay i think its safe now
do i dare look at the screen
i did
im just as scared as rhee
im glad my uncle would never attack me
what why give her money after you choke her
oh yeah and some pot
thanks aunt
that is so helpful for her while she's looking for her run away drug dealer father-
oh god music started playing
this is a bad sign in indie films
what are you doing rhee
what are you doing
OH GOD WHO IS STARING AT HER
IM SO TERRIFIED AGAIN
LEGIT TERROR
THIS MOVIE IS TOO INTENSE FOR ME
you're gonna get killed lookin for your daddy, rhee
and i will cry even more when it happens
oh hey on the good side i am now not crying
the terror of that choking scene stopped my tears
now im just watching in stricken terror
oh my god
this guy is gonna attack you
i can tell
megan will not protect you
DONT CALL HIM AN ASSHOLE AAAAHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
he scares me aaah ;o;
aaah
no no no no dont go in the house with him
aww look at the widdle ferret
thats a tiny cage
oh hey you're an asshole scary guy
aw i like this megan girl
hey wait rhee dont defend your daddy
he left you to watch two kids and your
i dunno whats wrong with your mom-
AAAH
AAAH
I KNEW HE WAS SCARY
dont get eaten by pigs rhee
i really love you rhee
because jennifer lawrence aka best young actor aka i love her is playing you
so please dont get killed
please
i am in legit terror for her life everytime she goes somewhere
like everytime she goes anywhere i am in fear for her damn life
why you go and get yourself into this **** rhee
why your daddy gotta go and do **** like this
oh god more music
and pig snorting
dont get eaten
aaaah the door scared me
i am so glad my family doesn't live in the woods anymore
im sure my family was like this back generations before, though
thats a scary thought
AAH RHEE PLEASE DONT OPEN YOUR MOUTH ANYMORE
everytime you go ANYWHERE I FEAR FOR YOUR LIFE
muting time again oh god that lady is so angry
rhee those are your families enemies
legit terror again
legit
go home rhee
go home please
oh whew she finally went home
im no longer scared for her life
still scared
AAAAAH
TERROR FOR HER LIFE AGAIN
IM GONNA GO THIS WHOLE MOVIE SCARED FOR HER SAFETY
so i paused the movie for thirty minutes because uhm im terrified
anyway jennifer lawrence likes twilight?!! noo future wife nooo
also she's gonna be playing the main character in the hunger games and she loved the books? i- sigh
all the good ones
i still love her though
i have decided she is gonna be my adrien brody- kinda
yes
anyway im gonna unpause the movie now terror
lied im watching her on jimmy fallon now
i may not finish this movie before 10 am
i have a hair appointment at 10 am
okay im pressing play again
AAAAAH NOW I MEMBER WHY I PRESSED PAUSE
AAAAAAAHHHH
rhee i am so terrified for you
so very very terrified
your dad's cousin is a scary man
rhee im terrified for you again
everytime you do ANYTHING i just get so scared
go back home rhee
go back home
i would watch a movie of you raising your siblings you dont have to look for your family
aaaah oh my god
rhee you're pissing off the wrong people-
awww look at her cute siblings
shes teaching them how to shoot
i think its cute she's teaching her 6 year old sister how to shoot
oooh baby her best friend pulled through she stole a truck
aw yeah
oh man old country music i love this i love this music
im so redneck
OH GOD THERE'S RHEE'S UNCLE
IS SHE GONNA BUST THIS UP
AAAAH RHEE NO
PLEASE RHEE I AM TERRIFIED FOR YOU AGAIN
damn it how am i gonna finish this movie
i keep pausing and hiding
why is everyone offline when i need them mooost
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE SHEER TERROR I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW
NO ONE
crying again
in my hands from the terror
OH MY GOD HEDGIE IS ON FINALLY SOMEONE
someone i can speak to
sobbing
hedgie is not responding BUT ITS OKAY HOSHI IS ONLINE
i pressed play again
still terrified
oh hey hedgie responded
sob whoever is reading this i have learned a valuable lesson
indie films are too intense for me
im just putting it on mute and not looking at the screen
im such a baby
but im so terrified
such a baby
should i look
im scared to
jennifer lawrence you so pretty though
you really are
i looked
and then ran back to my second tab
all the old people scared me
okay im not a baby anymore
i unmuted it and im watching it
bravery
oh no music-
wait its gone
shes teaching em how to hunt again
so proud of rhee she'd be a good mommy but she kinda already is cus shes raising her baby siblings
oh they got some squirrels!
fried squirrels for dinner. yum yum.
oh my god the music is back on and uncle teardrop is there
and oh my god i am so terrified
oh uncle teardrop just sniffed cocaine infront of her
she's just like "...."
good uncle teardrop left
he creeps me out so much
oh dang her dad missed his courtdate their gonna loose the house
this sucks
AAAHH SPIDER
oh whew its gone
oh now she's trying to talk to her crazy mom
im not scared anymore taking a big break calmed me down
naw this baby is playing with a bell during an intense scene
so cute
holy **** cattle auction
lotta cattle everywhere
ive been to one of these before they are depressing
this movie catches the depressingness perfectly-
AAAAAH SHES GOING AFTER THE HEAD OF THE Clan AAAAAAH
NOOO
AAAH YOURE GONNA GET ATTACKED OR KILLED OR AAAAH
WHY RHEE
if she dies i will cry SO HARD
so so very HARD
it will be fricking river of tears FOREVER
OHMYGODHOLYSHIT
SHES BEING ATTACKED
AAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
RHEE
WHY
WHY DID YOU DO THIS
WHY RHEE BABY
AAAAAH
i cant watch this oh god i cant do this i cant i cant
oh god oh god oh god oh god
RHEE
RHEE I WARNED YOU
THEY'RE GONNA FEED YOU TO THE PIGS
RHEE MY BABY
oh dude she's aaaall bloodied up now
my poor rhee
rhee darling youre so wonderful even bloodied up and beaten to a pulp
and you make a good speech too even beaten to a bloody pulp
AAAAH UNCLE TEARDROP
uncle teardrop you gonna save the day
are you gonna save the day uncle teardrop you crazy rat
yaaay uncle teardrop is saving rhee
go on home rhee its okay you can live in the fields with your family
forget about your daddy
aww sweet pea lady is cleaning her up
fixing her up
and the neighborlady brought over painkillers awww
i didnt mention it earlier but thee neighbors are protective of eachother and i love that
aww her little siblings are all sleeping next to her awwww
this is the sweetest scene i am going to start crying again
oh hey painkiller dreams this is weird
run squirrel run
holy **** this is the creepiest dream ever poor rhee
omg shes trying to sign up for the army for money and she kinda got turned down
and she looks like she's gonna cry
im gonna cry with her
uncle teardrop just randomly dropped in and made her get dressed
and now they're at some bar?
she fell asleep in the car
oh nope getting out now
now she's in the bar
and **** the people who beat her up are there
go back in the car rhee
where it's safe
uncle teardrop is finding information out you go uncle teardrop
oh my god he has an axe
OH MY GOD UNCLE TEARDROP-
oh whew hes just attacking a car
now what are they doing
theyre in a graveyard okay
looking for her dads unmarked grave cus hes dead okay cool
uh oh cops
uncle teardrop does not like
oh its the sheriff from earlier in the movie who told rhee that her dad put the house on bond
wait what
what
whats going on
oh no they both have guns
oh no
yeah thats right leave him alone sheriff
drive off uncle teardrop drive off
shes upset cus her dad was a snitch and thats why hes dead
also uncle teardrop REALLY loves cocain hes always just randomly doing it
ha the kids are running around and playing in hay
i do that all the time its fun
but i dont like this music
music in indie films creep me out
means something bad is gonna happen
as a general rule
whaaaooot
the ladies who beat her up are gonna take her to her dads grave
this is pretty good except i am worried for her health
like always
fearing for her life anytime she does anything
oh man they have to go on a lake and someone has a chainsaw i would be worried for my health
id also be crying cus theyre now pulling his body out of the water
id be bawling like a baby
theyre making her do it, too
oh my god
poor rhee
oh shes crying now poor rhee
i would be too i dont blame you
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO MAKE HER SAW HER DADS OWN HAND OFF-
okay good they're doing it and rhee is bawling i dont blame her
and now she has to fish the body out again and shes about to puke poor rhee baby
my poor baby
these ladies are kinda okay even if they did beat her to a bloody pulp the other night
i think shes in shock right now, though
i feel so bad for her my poor rhee baby
and now she has to take her dads hands to the sheriff to prove hes dead so they wont loose the house
my poor poor baby
oh now shes talking bad to the sheriff
oh man shes so good
even traumatized from the whole sawing off dads hands thing
rhee you're pretty amazing you hunt and cook and raise your two siblings and do everything for them you are good girl
also uncle teardrop gave the two siblings two baby chicks to raise awww
and the bonds guy gave her money cus they proved her dad is dead
awwwww
and now uncle teardrop is playing dead dad's banjo
so sweet
oooh this is the song from the start of the movie i think
and he just realized who killed their dad
what are ya gonna do uncle teardrop
what are ya gonna do
rhee knows nothing good will come from this just like i do
awwwww that was a sweet ending awww
"i'd be lost without the weight of you two on my back"
awww
im using that as a ukraine quote
forever now
also woah the baby girl is good at banjo
and the movie ends with them staring off as she plays the banjo
that was an awesome movie
im watching a new movie now its rated pg and called ALABAMA MOON
i hope its not as intense as winters bone
i hope im not crying the first five minutes of it
ill try not to take hour long breaks during this one too
here i go
there is a kid pushing a wheelbarrow okay
the opening reminds me of hoot
HOLY SHIIIT THERE IS A DEAD GUY IN THAT WHEELBARREL
AAAH
WHY DO ALL MY MOVIES INCLUDE DEAD GUYS
why is a kid burying a dea guy in the middle of the woods
where is your family kid
hes burying his own dad oh my god
depressed already WELP
the kid got his dad completely buried and is crying aaawww
oh okay his dad was some kinda crazy said the goverment was after them
poor kid
kid stop calling your dad pap it is really annoying
so it just went into a flashback scene out of nowhere and i only know its a flashback scene cus the kids dad is there and is alive
and not dead
dude this kids dad was nuts
oh he broke his leg right inftont of the kid too
that bites
hey does this kid have a name
i dont even know
awwww
awwwwww the dad told the kid hes gonna die awww
poor kid
the dad is telling the kid to go to alaska
and live in the woods all by himself
poor kid
he's not even close to alaska why would you tell him this daddy
oh that is the best piece of advice ever "dont you trust nobody"
pap you are the worst at giving advice
even on your deathbed you give the WORST advice
oh hey flashback is over
kid i guess its time to go to alaska
oh so his name is MOON
okay that is a cool name i guess
kid what the hell why are you running in the woods screaming pap
your daddy is DEAD
oh my god its the husband off of ROSEANNE
wait kid member what your papi told you dont trust no one
MOON ITS THE LAW
THE LAW MOON
run moon run like the wind
lol kid you cant take your whole wheelbarrel to alaska you have to pack lighter then that
moooon its the law again what are you gonna do
grab your rifle and run that is what you should do
i dont like this sheriff man he is an igit
omygod the sheriff just dunked all of moon's stuff into the river sans a box and two rifles
JERK
oh man the acting is pretty bad
preeetty bad
hey you cant just drop a kid off at a juvenile/boys home without a lot of paperwork what are you doing sheriff
oh wow hes never showered before i guess
and they're doing weird close ups of him running his hands through his hair in the shower
this feels like soft porn
OOOH
"you dont look so tough"
"i could whip you"
OH DOWN IN ONE HIT
aw is he making friends
hes making friends with a kid whos making my gaydar go off
the acting is still bad
but its a cute story so far
but moon by god you better be busting out of this boys home soon
lol gaydar kids name is kit he is so cute
awww "i could be your friend"
shipping moon/kit otp 4 life
lol the superintedent is so weird
bitch he will escape if he wants to
moon you better not be crushing on the super's daughter she will ruin my otp
lol kit is so cute
hal the almost bully is kinda cute too
lol theyre planning to bust out so cute
here they goooo
lol the acting
its still pretty bad
pretty bad is an understatement but i mean its not HORRIBLE
lol moon wants to bust EVERYONEout
OH MY GOD THE ACTING
LOL
lol they stole the bus
how cute (':
theyre so crazy
i- lol they're in the woods now?
how are they gonna hide a bus
pfft no one but kit and moon and hal want to live in the woods
after they busted EVERYONE out
lol the acting
lolololol
i cant get over how the sheriff looks
he looks plastic
aww kit you cute baby
i am adopting you as my own now
you can be siblings with rhee and her baby siblings because i adopted her too
lol hes gonna fight a dog
you go moon
you go
aww theyre adopting the dog
how cute
plastic sherrif man is back and looking for his dog but its too late
they adopted him
awww kit use to have cancer poor baby
lol cheesy "plastic sheriff is scared and alone in the woods oh noo" scene
lol rain and their camp isnt even set up right
aww hal left thats too bad
just kit and moon now
aww that scene
moon and kit are so cute i'd ship it non ironicly as a childhood romance
seriously THEY ARE SO CUTE
lol theyre picking on the sheriff who was lost the whole time
aww kit and moon are so cute
agshags so cute so cute i ship this foreever
oh no kit is getting sick
my baby
oh no my poor baby my baby cakes i love you
DONT DIE KIT
moon i dont think your herb meds will make him better
i think he needs real meds, buddy
oh nooo moon is crying cus hes afraid kit will die
dont die kiiit
ohmygodthey'rehuggingandcuddling
my babies
my baaabbiiies
get kit to the hospital moon
fix my baby up
my babies oooh they're crying he's so sick and sad my babbbbyyy
ghgsh abuu ;o;
omg hal is back
hal is gonna take care of moon abuuu
he and kit better reunite though because moon dragged kit to a random car and was like "give him meeedss"
omg i just realized moon has been wearing the same clothes since they escaped like
back in the summer
and its the end of winter now
moon misses his pappy and kit my poor aboo
hes going to visit kit in the hospital aww
my darling
i will ship you forever
NOO HE GOT CAUGHT BY THE SHERIFF MY BABY
moon whyyy
omg and the sheriff put a leash and collar on him
ohmygod
ROSEANNE'S HUSBAND SAVED HIM
YAY
lol moon does not understand why you mount the heads of dead things
aww roseannes husband is giving him cookies and milk
and is gonna help him out
aboo
oh but now he is in jail and is crying
my poor ickle moon
its time for his trial or pretrial or whatever
my darling baby is in a suit hes so cute
the judge is biased and mean omg why
WAIT WHAT THE HELL
WHERE IS THE JURY
moon stop talking you are making matters worse
they must do court weird in alabama
UH OH YOU GOT SERVED
sheriff you are DONE
omg its hal and rachel
lol the sheriff is getting SEEERR-VEED
this is not how you do trials at all but okay
whatever you want movie
you gave me kit and moon goodieness
moon is going to live with an uncle i am so pleased
oh no
oh no
oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
kit died
nooooo
my baby
noooooo
im gonna go cry foreveer
im gonna cry forever and never stop
whyyy
what will i do now
aww moon ran away back to his daddy's grave
okay hes back
awww hes writing to kit
my baby my poor baby
my baby awww i love you moon you poor babu
he used a whole notebook to write to him waaah
roseanne's husband has a bad eye i have noticed
awww kit's going to live with his uncle now i hope he's a nice guy
i hope he will take good care of my babu
you know im just gonna make this a movie day today MOVIES ALL DAY AW YEAH
anyway the movie is almost over and it was so cute and good
and moonxkit WAS THE CUTEST EVER
WHYD YOU HAVE TO DIE KIT
WHYY
this is like tragic childhood romance its so sad
my poor moon and kit
my poor babus
omg he just compared loosing kit to like his dad loosing his mom
its so canon
my bebbies ;o;
love them forever ;o;
moon is happy in his new home i am so glad my baby ;u;
oh but he still has to sleep outside i guess that is okay
hes writing letters again
MY BABU
i am eating biscuits and gravy and shaking with sobs
because
because my babies
my poor babies
anyway alabama moon was a cute movie
and its over
but abuuu
i hope its not as intense as winters bone
i hope im not crying the first five minutes of it
ill try not to take hour long breaks during this one too
here i go
there is a kid pushing a wheelbarrow okay
the opening reminds me of hoot
HOLY SHIIIT THERE IS A DEAD GUY IN THAT WHEELBARREL
AAAH
WHY DO ALL MY MOVIES INCLUDE DEAD GUYS
why is a kid burying a dea guy in the middle of the woods
where is your family kid
hes burying his own dad oh my god
depressed already WELP
the kid got his dad completely buried and is crying aaawww
oh okay his dad was some kinda crazy said the goverment was after them
poor kid
kid stop calling your dad pap it is really annoying
so it just went into a flashback scene out of nowhere and i only know its a flashback scene cus the kids dad is there and is alive
and not dead
dude this kids dad was nuts
oh he broke his leg right inftont of the kid too
that bites
hey does this kid have a name
i dont even know
awwww
awwwwww the dad told the kid hes gonna die awww
poor kid
the dad is telling the kid to go to alaska
and live in the woods all by himself
poor kid
he's not even close to alaska why would you tell him this daddy
oh that is the best piece of advice ever "dont you trust nobody"
pap you are the worst at giving advice
even on your deathbed you give the WORST advice
oh hey flashback is over
kid i guess its time to go to alaska
oh so his name is MOON
okay that is a cool name i guess
kid what the hell why are you running in the woods screaming pap
your daddy is DEAD
oh my god its the husband off of ROSEANNE
wait kid member what your papi told you dont trust no one
MOON ITS THE LAW
THE LAW MOON
run moon run like the wind
lol kid you cant take your whole wheelbarrel to alaska you have to pack lighter then that
moooon its the law again what are you gonna do
grab your rifle and run that is what you should do
i dont like this sheriff man he is an igit
omygod the sheriff just dunked all of moon's stuff into the river sans a box and two rifles
JERK
oh man the acting is pretty bad
preeetty bad
hey you cant just drop a kid off at a juvenile/boys home without a lot of paperwork what are you doing sheriff
oh wow hes never showered before i guess
and they're doing weird close ups of him running his hands through his hair in the shower
this feels like soft porn
OOOH
"you dont look so tough"
"i could whip you"
OH DOWN IN ONE HIT
aw is he making friends
hes making friends with a kid whos making my gaydar go off
the acting is still bad
but its a cute story so far
but moon by god you better be busting out of this boys home soon
lol gaydar kids name is kit he is so cute
awww "i could be your friend"
shipping moon/kit otp 4 life
lol the superintedent is so weird
bitch he will escape if he wants to
moon you better not be crushing on the super's daughter she will ruin my otp
lol kit is so cute
hal the almost bully is kinda cute too
lol theyre planning to bust out so cute
here they goooo
lol the acting
its still pretty bad
pretty bad is an understatement but i mean its not HORRIBLE
lol moon wants to bust EVERYONEout
OH MY GOD THE ACTING
LOL
lol they stole the bus
how cute (':
theyre so crazy
i- lol they're in the woods now?
how are they gonna hide a bus
pfft no one but kit and moon and hal want to live in the woods
after they busted EVERYONE out
lol the acting
lolololol
i cant get over how the sheriff looks
he looks plastic
aww kit you cute baby
i am adopting you as my own now
you can be siblings with rhee and her baby siblings because i adopted her too
lol hes gonna fight a dog
you go moon
you go
aww theyre adopting the dog
how cute
plastic sherrif man is back and looking for his dog but its too late
they adopted him
awww kit use to have cancer poor baby
lol cheesy "plastic sheriff is scared and alone in the woods oh noo" scene
lol rain and their camp isnt even set up right
aww hal left thats too bad
just kit and moon now
aww that scene
moon and kit are so cute i'd ship it non ironicly as a childhood romance
seriously THEY ARE SO CUTE
lol theyre picking on the sheriff who was lost the whole time
aww kit and moon are so cute
agshags so cute so cute i ship this foreever
oh no kit is getting sick
my baby
oh no my poor baby my baby cakes i love you
DONT DIE KIT
moon i dont think your herb meds will make him better
i think he needs real meds, buddy
oh nooo moon is crying cus hes afraid kit will die
dont die kiiit
ohmygodthey'rehuggingandcuddling
my babies
my baaabbiiies
get kit to the hospital moon
fix my baby up
my babies oooh they're crying he's so sick and sad my babbbbyyy
ghgsh abuu ;o;
omg hal is back
hal is gonna take care of moon abuuu
he and kit better reunite though because moon dragged kit to a random car and was like "give him meeedss"
omg i just realized moon has been wearing the same clothes since they escaped like
back in the summer
and its the end of winter now
moon misses his pappy and kit my poor aboo
hes going to visit kit in the hospital aww
my darling
i will ship you forever
NOO HE GOT CAUGHT BY THE SHERIFF MY BABY
moon whyyy
omg and the sheriff put a leash and collar on him
ohmygod
ROSEANNE'S HUSBAND SAVED HIM
YAY
lol moon does not understand why you mount the heads of dead things
aww roseannes husband is giving him cookies and milk
and is gonna help him out
aboo
oh but now he is in jail and is crying
my poor ickle moon
its time for his trial or pretrial or whatever
my darling baby is in a suit hes so cute
the judge is biased and mean omg why
WAIT WHAT THE HELL
WHERE IS THE JURY
moon stop talking you are making matters worse
they must do court weird in alabama
UH OH YOU GOT SERVED
sheriff you are DONE
omg its hal and rachel
lol the sheriff is getting SEEERR-VEED
this is not how you do trials at all but okay
whatever you want movie
you gave me kit and moon goodieness
moon is going to live with an uncle i am so pleased
oh no
oh no
oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no
kit died
nooooo
my baby
noooooo
im gonna go cry foreveer
im gonna cry forever and never stop
whyyy
what will i do now
aww moon ran away back to his daddy's grave
okay hes back
awww hes writing to kit
my baby my poor baby
my baby awww i love you moon you poor babu
he used a whole notebook to write to him waaah
roseanne's husband has a bad eye i have noticed
awww kit's going to live with his uncle now i hope he's a nice guy
i hope he will take good care of my babu
you know im just gonna make this a movie day today MOVIES ALL DAY AW YEAH
anyway the movie is almost over and it was so cute and good
and moonxkit WAS THE CUTEST EVER
WHYD YOU HAVE TO DIE KIT
WHYY
this is like tragic childhood romance its so sad
my poor moon and kit
my poor babus
omg he just compared loosing kit to like his dad loosing his mom
its so canon
my bebbies ;o;
love them forever ;o;
moon is happy in his new home i am so glad my baby ;u;
oh but he still has to sleep outside i guess that is okay
hes writing letters again
MY BABU
i am eating biscuits and gravy and shaking with sobs
because
because my babies
my poor babies
anyway alabama moon was a cute movie
and its over
but abuuu
