Cracking It Up

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Rivermist, a half-Clan queen in WindClan, and a half-Clan warrior from ShadowClan by the name of Foxfur had eight kits. The kits were raised in their mother's Clan until they were three moons old, when things changed.

After a request from the kits' father caused Rivermist to contemplate moving some of her kits to ShadowClan, WindClan's leader made the shocking decision to split the queen's kits evenly between all four Clans. Under the reasoning that the kits had the blood of all four Clans within them, two kits were sent to each of the other Clans, while two remained in WindClan with their mother.

Though all eight kits currently struggle with the after-effects of this tumultuous change, more is still to come. After the kits all become apprentices, one by one a kit from each Clan will die, until there is only one left alive in each of the four Clans. In honour of their fallen siblings, the apprentices will eventually take their dead littermates' suffix as their warrior prefix.

But what further troubles await these ill-fated offspring of a cursed union?

The Cats:

Rivermist ~ (Deceased)
Foxfur ~ (APC)
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Spottedkit ~ (Spore)
Stonekit ~ (Kitty)
Swiftkit ~ (Cai)
Sandkit ~ (Yellow)
Silverkit ~ (APC)
Stormkit ~ (Yoko)
Shadowkit ~ (Amber)
Streamkit ~ (APC)

The Kits as Warriors:

Spottedstone -- ThunderClan
Swiftsand -- ShadowClan
Silverstorm -- WindClan
Shadowstream -- RiverClan

Five she-cat warriors of WindClan and RiverClan have been great friends for moons, and decide to do something crazy. They plan to get pregnant and have kits all at the same time, but one thing they don't count on is how many kits this really means!

The five queens each have four or five kits... that's a lot of kits to be born at the same time! But no-matter how tumultuous the idea seems, the queens have no idea what shocking change will come of their innocent plot.

The Queens:

Gingertail ~ (Kitty)
Thrushtail ~ (Ki)
Littlestream ~ (Izzie)
Doveclaw ~ (Spore)
Robinwing ~ (Cai)

The Mates:

Dustfur ~ (Yellow)
Birchnose ~ (Yoko)
Batheart ~ (Spore)
Tigerheart ~ (Cai)
Rabbitheart ~ (Yoko)

Read more about it here.

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Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 11:26:10 GMT -6

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Post by spike on Jun 21, 2011 11:26:10 GMT -6

That's right folks, I'm restarting this whole crack-ship thing. But this time with new rules and more stories!

RULES

1. You have to sign up your characters. I'm not going to randomly ship them without permission. So sign them up here.

2. We need writers. Please sign up to be a crack writer here.

3. Every month I'll randomize the cats until we get a couple and each writer will get a couple to ship ina story. Then you'll post it in the other thread, the Crack Stories thread.

4. PG-13 at absolute most guys. Don't wanna get in trouble.

5. Have fun with it. It's just a joke, just a story.

6. Please be okay with your characters possibly being OOC, or rather most likely being OOC.

7. If there is a character you really want used, or not used, please mention it in your post before I randomize.

Writers

-Spike
-Cai
-Yellow
-Icy
-Syd
-Spore
-Izzie
-Kitty

Characters In Play

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Mudpaw (tom, spike)
Tigerheart (tom, cai)
Flameclaw (tom, cai)
Bramblestripe (tom, cai)
Lionclaw (tom, cai)
Earthfoot (tom, yellow)
Swallowfang (she-cat, yellow)
Eagleclaw (tom, yellow)
Rookpaw (tom, sydney)
Mottledleaf (she-cat, spore)
Sagepaw (tom, spore)
Spottedkit (tom, spore)
Duskpaw (tom, izzie)
Lightheart (tom, heath)
Stonekit (tom, kitty)
Sootpelt (tom, kitty)

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Shadestripe (tom, cai)
Mistflower (she-cat, cai)
Robinwing (she-cat, cai)
Dewleaf (tom, cai)
Willowstar (she-cat, yellow)
Brackenpelt (tom, yellow)
Silverstripe (tom, yellow)
Graypaw (tom, yellow)
Rabbitpaw (tom, yellow)
Blackclaw (tom, yellow)
Beechstorm (she-cat, icy)
Boulderkit (tom, icy)
Mottledfur (she-cat, sydney)
Spottedfur (tom, spore)
Streamkit (she-cat, spore)
Maplekit (she-cat, spore)
Crowstripe (tom, kitty)
Gingertail (she-cat, kitty)
Darkfoot (tom, kitty)
Snowfoot (she-cat, kitty)
Cindertail (she-cat, kitty)
Foxfoot (she-cat, mousy)

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Tallstorm (tom, spike)
Deerfur (tom, cai)
Oakstorm (tom, cai)
Darkflower (she-cat, cai)
Blackfeather (she-cat, cai)
Swiftkit (tom, cai)
Paleflower (she-cat, yellow)
Whiteheart (she-cat, yellow)
Brightpaw (she-cat, yellow)
Sandkit (she-cat, yellow)
Finchkit (she-cat, yellow)
Fogpatch (tom, sydney)
Tawnykit (she-cat, sydney)
Batheart (tom, spore)
Lightfeather (she-cat, spore)
Brindlepelt (she-cat, spore)
Lightningclaw (she-cat, spore)
Emberthroat (she-cat, spore)
Spiderkit (tom, spore)
Adderkit (she-cat, spore)
Nettlefang (tom, izzie)
Bramblethorn (tom, heath)
Dapplepaw (she-cat, kitty)
Stormclaw (tom, kitty)
Scorchclaw (tom, kitty)
Icepelt (tom, kitty)
Hawktalon (tom, mousy)
Fireshadow (she-cat, mousy)
Foxfur (tom, mousy)
Toadpelt (tom, mousy)
Snowpaw (tom, mousy)
Dustpaw (she-cat, mousy)

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Mousepaw (she-cat, spike)
Streamfur (tom, cai)
Skytail (she-cat, cai)
Harewhisker (tom, yellow)
Dustfur (tom, yellow)
Heathertail (she-cat, yellow)
Longflower (she-cat, yellow)
Cedarkit (tom, yellow)
Sorrelheart (she-cat, icy)
Ospreyfang (tom, sydney)
Thymenose (tom, sydney)
Morningfrost (she-cat, sydney)
Leopardtail (tom, spore)
Ravenstar (tom, spore)
Finchstep (she-cat, spore)
Doveclaw (she-cat, spore)
Ivypaw (she-cat, spore)
Kestrelkit (she-cat, spore)
Breezepaw (she-cat, izzie)
Tigerstripe (tom, heath)
Smallnose (she-cat, kitty)
Mudpelt (tom, kitty)
Miststorm (tom, Mousy)

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Bigclaw (tom, spike)
Leafstorm (she-cat, spike)
Otterheart (tom, cai)
Lilypaw (she-cat, cai)
Smokefur (tom, yellow)
Breezeclaw (tom, yellow)
Ravenfeather (she-cat, yellow)
Firecloud (she-cat, yellow)
Wrenpaw (she-cat, yellow)
Mudstripe (tom, icy)
Icepaw (she-cat, icy)
Thornstar (tom, sydney)
Mossfrost (she-cat, spore)
Mothpelt (tom, spore)
Dovetail (she-cat, spore)
Leopardpaw (she-cat, spore)
Littlekit (tom, spore)
Eaglekit (tom, spore)
Birchclaw (tom, sydney)
Elmpaw (tom, sydney)
Minnowtail (she-cat, sydney)
Bramblekit (tom, kitty)
Sleetpaw (tom, kitty)
Blackwhisker (tom, kitty)
Hawkfoot (tom, kitty)
Lionstripe (tom, kitty)
Sandcloud (she-cat, kitty)
Creamfoot (she-cat, kitty)
Swanfeather (she-cat, Mousy)
Rockclaw (tom, Mousy)

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Pann (tom, cai)
October (tom, yellow)
Josephine (she-cat, syd)
Alfa (tom, spore)
Nyx (she-cat, spore)
Ciar (tom, spore)
Bloom (tom, spore)
Malady (she-cat, izzie)
Stella (she-cat, izzie)
No Name (tom, heath)
Flowersky (she-cat, kitty)
Frisbee (tom, kitty)
Simón (tom, kitty)
Frostflower (she-cat, kitty)
Near (tom, mousy)
Far (she-cat, mousy)
Zero (tom, mousy)
Swiftstorm (tom, mousy)

First Randomization is: SENT
Stories: xxx

Last Edit: Jun 26, 2011 1:39:50 GMT -6 by spike

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Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 11:33:22 GMT -6

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Post by :c a i: on Jun 21, 2011 11:33:22 GMT -6

Oh well, sign up all of my kitties x3 Poor Lionclaw.

I may sign up to write as well at some point...

I think these are lists of all the cats signed up... if any are wrong, sorry x3

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Mudpaw (spike)
Tigerheart (cai)
Flameclaw (cai)
Bramblestripe (cai)
Lionclaw (cai)
Earthfoot (yellow)
Swallowfang (yellow)
Eagleclaw (yellow)
Rookpaw (sydney)
Mottledleaf (spore)
Sagepaw (spore)
Spottedkit (spore)
Duskpaw (izzie)
Lightheart (heath)
Stonekit (kitty)
Sootpelt (kitty)

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Shadestripe (cai)
Mistflower (cai)
Robinwing (cai)
Dewleaf (cai)
Willowstar (yellow)
Brackenpelt (yellow)
Silverstripe (yellow)
Graypaw (yellow)
Rabbitpaw (yellow)
Blackclaw (yellow)
Beechstorm (icy)
Boulderkit (icy)
Mottledfur (sydney)
Spottedfur (spore)
Streamkit (spore)
Maplekit (spore)
Crowstripe (kitty)
Gingertail (kitty)
Darkfoot (kitty)
Snowfoot (kitty)
Cindertail (kitty)
Foxfoot (mousy)

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Tallstorm (spike)
Deerfur (cai)
Oakstorm (cai)
Darkflower (cai)
Blackfeather (cai)
Swiftkit (cai)
Paleflower (yellow)
Whiteheart (yellow)
Brightpaw (yellow)
Sandkit (yellow)
Finchkit (yellow)
Fogpatch (sydney)
Tawnykit (sydney)
Batheart (spore)
Lightfeather (spore)
Brindlepelt (spore)
Lightningclaw (spore)
Emberthroat (spore)
Spiderkit (spore)
Adderkit (spore)
Nettlefang (izzie)
Bramblethorn (heath)
Dapplepaw (kitty)
Stormclaw (kitty)
Scorchclaw (kitty)
Icepelt (kitty)
Hawktalon (mousy)
Fireshadow (mousy)
Foxfur (mousy)
Toadpelt (mousy)
Snowpaw (mousy)
Dustpaw (mousy)

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Mousepaw (spike)
Streamfur (cai)
Skytail (cai)
Harewhisker (yellow)
Dustfur (yellow)
Heathertail (yellow)
Longflower (yellow)
Cedarkit (yellow)
Sorrelheart (icy)
Ospreyfang (sydney)
Thymenose (sydney)
Morningfrost (sydney)
Leopardtail (spore)
Ravenstar (spore)
Finchstep (spore)
Doveclaw (spore)
Ivypaw (spore)
Kestrelkit (spore)
Breezepaw (izzie)
Tigerstripe (heath)
Smallnose (kitty)
Mudpelt (kitty)
Miststorm (kitty)

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Bigclaw (spike)
Leafstorm (spike)
Otterheart (cai)
Lilypaw (cai)
Smokefur (yellow)
Breezeclaw (yellow)
Ravenfeather (yellow)
Firecloud (yellow)
Wrenpaw (yellow)
Mudstripe (icy)
Icepaw (icy)
Thornstar (sydney)
Mossfrost (spore)
Mothpelt (spore)
Dovetail (spore)
Leopardpaw (spore)
Littlekit (spore)
Eaglekit (spore)
Birchclaw (sydney)
Elmpaw (sydney)
Minnowtail (sydney)
Bramblekit (kitty)
Slatepaw (kitty)
Blackwhisker (kitty)
Hawkfoot (kitty)
Lionstripe (kitty)
Sandcloud (kitty)
Creamfoot (kitty)
Swanfeather (kitty)

Last Edit: Jun 25, 2011 10:04:56 GMT -6 by :c a i:

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☆ Y e l l o w ☆ Administrator Name Nazi (=^.^=) Posts: 1,586	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 11:34:34 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ☆ Y e l l o w ☆ on Jun 21, 2011 11:34:34 GMT -6 I'm entering all of my characters into this crackshipping fest. x3 And I suppose I can try my hand at being a writer as well.
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spike Apprentice Posts: 105	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 11:46:30 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by spike on Jun 21, 2011 11:46:30 GMT -6 EDIT: We won't be adding kits to this just because... well, they're kits. Apprentices to elders only. Thank you. EDIT AGAIN: I don't know what to do about the SkyClan thing. Any suggestions?
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:c a i: Global Moderator oh no! look out! this always Posts: 1,392	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 12:03:54 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by :c a i: on Jun 21, 2011 12:03:54 GMT -6 ...throw 'em in? x3 Yeah why not, I'll be a writer too~
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° i c y - - Apprentice Posts: 163	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 12:06:41 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ° i c y - - on Jun 21, 2011 12:06:41 GMT -6 Sign my kitties up~ ....And what the hey. I'll try my hand at being a writer. ^^~ [/blockquote]

Sydney Warrior oh God... the... the MUSTACHES Posts: 321	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 15:15:40 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Sydney on Jun 21, 2011 15:15:40 GMT -6 Signing all my cats up. I can be a writer, too. And aww. No kits? Not even if it's a weird future AU? 8c
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. s p o r e l e t t ♪ Administrator hhhkjhdfgbsdfzz Ze Gene Queen Posts: 2,115	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 15:21:59 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by . s p o r e l e t t ♪ on Jun 21, 2011 15:21:59 GMT -6 Lol Syd. Sadface. 8c Sign all my cats up. ^_^ I can write once in a while too.
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spike Apprentice Posts: 105	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 16:14:58 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by spike on Jun 21, 2011 16:14:58 GMT -6 Ok, since Syd put sad faces, we'll include kits. Make sure ot let me know if you're not comfortable writing that though.
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{ i z z i e } Kit Not crying, just making a lasagna. Posts: 61	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 16:41:51 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by { i z z i e } on Jun 21, 2011 16:41:51 GMT -6 Ahahah. Sign my kitties up. ...All, er, five of them. (And I guess Blood if you count the unborn? XD) I can write something too, at some point.
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Heathclaw Kit HAI!!!! Posts: 47	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 20:32:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Heathclaw on Jun 21, 2011 20:32:50 GMT -6 What am I getting into here? >> << >> signs his cats up
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Kitty Elder Queen of Typos Posts: 1,461	Cracking It Up Jun 21, 2011 20:57:13 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kitty on Jun 21, 2011 20:57:13 GMT -6 Sign up all of mine. ....what the heck, I'll be a writer too. x3
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Lazy Mousy is lazy Guest	Cracking It Up Jun 22, 2011 1:30:42 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Lazy Mousy is lazy on Jun 22, 2011 1:30:42 GMT -6 Sign up all my characters!

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Cracking It Up Jun 25, 2011 23:34:22 GMT -6

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Post by spike on Jun 25, 2011 23:34:22 GMT -6

OK FOLKS! I'll start randomizing if this is the end of the entries. All writers will recevie a PM from me about the crack shipping they'll be doing. Remember, short, fun stories, nothing extreme. Just have fun with it. Post them back in two weeks in a separate thread I'll be making. Comments on stories can go on this thread.

Due to the high mass of people and characters (did NOT expect this many in either category) I will be doing themes for each ship month. This month, by popular demand: Tom on Tom. Aka, yaoi! Watch your inboxes folks, I'll start PMing the shippings in the next day or so!

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Cracking It Up Jun 25, 2011 23:51:12 GMT -6

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Post by Ki on Jun 25, 2011 23:51:12 GMT -6

I SHALL SIGN UP MY KITTIES.

ShadowClan:
Bluethorn (tom)
Dusk-kit (She-cat)
Feathercloud (she-cat)

WindClan:
Smokepaw (tom)

RiverClan:
Leopardfang (tom)

SkyClan:
Smallpaw (tom)
Spottedsky (she-cat)
Redbird (she-cat)
Falconclaw (tom)
Stonespots (tom)

My Kats
My Kats Looking for Kin and Krushes

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