Welcome to... #2

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((Roleplaying starts here))

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Jigsaw put the final touches on his new and improved torture device, designated for Muffintop. He put the last acorn on top of teh branch, then backed up his tricycle into a mud pit. He smoothed down his tufty hair and threw a cheeseburger to lure Muffintop closer.

Muffintop skipped happily down the foresty floor, her fat jiggling and swinging merrily. She was too fat to move, but when she wasn't so hideous she jerked herself and got that flab moving, so now she used the adreneline from her still jiggling stomach to move around. She put her fat put into the loop of dental floss, and immediately she was jerked and hung from one paw. Her chins wobbled fearfully as Jigsaw came out.

"I want to play a game, Muffintop."

"OOooooohhhh!!!!! Not it, called it!"

"No. A game, between life and death."

"What's wrong with you, you look constipated."

"I am tired of your attitude. My blood pressure is rising." A vein bulged as if on cue in his neck.

"No, ugly."

"Stop sassing me. I will just kill you now anyway. Your leather pants will become so tight hopefully you will use the mesmerizing jiggle in your belly and never move again."

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

But jugsaw flipped the switch until the pants tightened... and tightened... until the waist snapped and the button nailed Jigsaw right in the middle of his forehead. He doubled over and ran away, jumping on his tricylce and pedaling for dera life as the fat bulged around Muffintop's stomach, until she was too heavy for the tree to hold.

Shrooms ran around picking mushrooms. Her eyes dilated as she saw visions in front of her. She rasped in teh nearrest cat's ear, "I.... seee....... Dead people..."

Fat Tony is watching. Allllllwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyysssss.... He's watching you right now, look bhind you. Or maybe above you. He sees everything, hears everything, and watches everything. You can't hide. He's watching you right now.

Nice shirt.

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"WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO," a tiny white kit blurted out while darting out from under the gray and white tom. Firstaidkit's fur was perfectly white minus the red cross on each side of her stomach. She somehow seemed to know when others were hurt and said it was the voices in her head that told her so. Well, anyways, she was like a speeding bullet as she ran to Muffintop while wildly shouting 'wee woo' and anding in a 'honk, honk' and other random noises. It really did sound like a kit's nonsense. "Check blood pressure," she said aloud to herself. She then began randomly checking over Muffintop.

"She's too fat!! We can't get her into the ambulence! Call a tow truck. CALL A TOW TRUCK!" While shouting this, she began telling Muffintop to "keep calm" and "everything was going to be alright."

Crabclaw, on the other hand, swung his large, snapping paws at Shrooms. "You *snap* stupid cat. Get away. Get away!" He then began chasing any cat within snapping distance. His body was a bit stout, a flat back and stubby legs. His front paws were bulging with muscles and there was evil in those dark-beady eyes. Crabclaw never let anybody near him. He snapped verbally and physically at almost everybody, even Rockstar.

It was the uneasy tom that backed away. When Firstaidkit darted out from under him, he felt a bit lost again. No way was he going to just walk in. Of course, he also knew there was no way he could stay behind. He lifted his lips to show white fangs while he gave off a growl that was half cat and almost half dog. He was trying much too hard. Across his back and curled in tail was a strong coat of dark gray. His under belly and legs, however, began to bleach white much like common dogs, husky dogs. Not to mention he seemed to have taken on that personality. He stuck his nose to the ground nad began sniffing around for Fat Tony, hoping he'd find the tom. He wasn't willing to show his jaw part once in a while to get a real whiff before he settled for trying to look like a dog again.

"Where areyou, Fat Tony?" he barked, his best attempt at sounding like his favorite animal. "I know you're around here!"