Post by Kitty on Feb 6, 2010 23:56:24 GMT -6
My pretty much failed attempt at an NIF Abridged. XD
Mine's not gonna be as good as Ki's. But you know, I'll try. XD Its probably because I've forgotten half of what happened. Or maybe i'm just not as funny. But oh well.
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Day 1
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Gingertail: Yaaay I'm going to the Gathering!
Darkfoot: *serious* Hey Mistflower I've never talked to you before but now I really like you.
Clover: *runs into random loner who takes her in for the night*
Snowfoot: *depressed*
Gingertail: Aww. Dustfur's not here. *emos*
Periwinkle: Hey I look just like an overgrown fluffy black caterpillar!
Snowfoot: *spills guts out about anything and everything that's happened to her*
Gingertail: DOVECLAW HEATHERTAIL HAI.
Clover: *making up a story* So three kits get lost in the woods and then one falls out of a tree and breaks its neck. The end!
Simón: Pssh. Hide n seek tag. Easiest game ever.
Frisbee: *shivering*
Snowfoot: WHAT? I am SO not OLD!!!!
Periwinkle: Hello, bees! Will you be my friends?
Tom: How the hell did you find a cave in the side of a cliff?
Smallnose: MOUSEPAW STOP LEAVING CAMP. *raging*
Simón: Owww my tail fine I'lll just attack you. *attacks*
Clover: *falls asleep with random loner she's known less than a day*
Frisbee: Yaaay I'm going hunting with some random leopard cat tomorrow on wild cat territory where I'll probably scare the living crap out of every cat because of my amazing baldness!
Snowfoot: *passes out*
Simón: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
Icepelt: *eternally raging* Please don't kill me Earthfoot but Smokeheart broke her leg. *cowers from his wrath*
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Day 2
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Cloudheart: ShadowClan's gonna die out if they get more kitties. o.O
Darkfoot: *on the inside: WHAAAT? HER BROTHERS ARE OVERPROTECTIVE? AAACK* Hm? Oh, its fine. My sister is too.
Gingertail: OMFG HAAAII GUYS I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MET YOU HERE ON THE BORDER! >D
Flowersky: Aww, look. Kits! <3
Creamfoot: Oh hey Smallpaw! You're not in StarClan yet!
Sandcloud: Oh, look, its a tom!
Stormclaw: Dammit, the other patrol found the dog first. Dx
Icepelt: WHAT?! How the hell did that loner get those kits out of our camp?!
Gorsestorm: Oh dammit now Nightkit's gonna kill us all.
Flowersky: ...we're taking ShadowClan kits to WindClan? WindClan? What kind of monsters are we?!
Creamfoot: Aw, its okay. I'll die before you.
Icepelt: TWISTEDCLAW. *rages* D<
Sandcloud: Oh look another tom! Well, bye! *leaves*
Blackpaw: Great, its Lilypaw. *sulks out of the den*
Clover: *wakes up* Hey its Spider from Cageplace! And Zoomer doesn't know it yet but they're long lost brothers!
Flowersky: *twitch* I hate this place. *twitch*
Dapplepaw: *running for her life to Specklestar*
Icepelt: TWISTEDCLAW. *rages more*
Creamfoot: No way, I'm so dying before you.
Lionstripe: Wake up we're going on patrol whether you like it or not.
Flowersky: Holy sh*t my brother remembers me! ...Hello, Bracken *coughchackhackwheezecough* paw.
Dapplepaw: Great now both Specklestar and Eclipsepaw will have my tail off. *warywarywary*
Gingertail: *plotting*
Creamfoot: No. I'm dying first. Now shut up and find me some fresh-kill. D<
Lionstripe: Where the hell is Kestrelpaw?
Dapplepaw: WHAAAT? Nightkit? An APPRENTICE? StarClan take me now! *dies*
Icepelt: Twistedclaw. <<
Gingertail: All I gotta do is find a tom before a quarter moon's up.
Cloudheart: *pantpantpantpantpant* Ohgawdohgawdohgawdohgawdohgawdohgawd how the hell do you WindClan cats do it? *keels over*
Scorchclaw: Whazzat? An apprentice? *headtilt*
Bramblekit: *killing Smokefur*
Dapplepaw: *oh gawd what does Night *coughhackhackcough* paw want? i'm gonna die!* ...What'cha need, Nightki- paw?
Tawnystorm: *chatting with Elmkit* *please please please don't do my fur! Dx*
Bramblekit: *fails* MOMMA MOMMA MOMMA MR. MEAN KITTY SMUSHED ME KILL HIM KILL MR. MEAN KITTY.
Tawnystorm: *emos* I offended a kit! I OFFENDED A KIT! WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER AM I?! *depressed*
Mine's not gonna be as good as Ki's. But you know, I'll try. XD Its probably because I've forgotten half of what happened. Or maybe i'm just not as funny. But oh well.
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Day 1
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Gingertail: Yaaay I'm going to the Gathering!
Darkfoot: *serious* Hey Mistflower I've never talked to you before but now I really like you.
Clover: *runs into random loner who takes her in for the night*
Snowfoot: *depressed*
Gingertail: Aww. Dustfur's not here. *emos*
Periwinkle: Hey I look just like an overgrown fluffy black caterpillar!
Snowfoot: *spills guts out about anything and everything that's happened to her*
Gingertail: DOVECLAW HEATHERTAIL HAI.
Clover: *making up a story* So three kits get lost in the woods and then one falls out of a tree and breaks its neck. The end!
Simón: Pssh. Hide n seek tag. Easiest game ever.
Frisbee: *shivering*
Snowfoot: WHAT? I am SO not OLD!!!!
Periwinkle: Hello, bees! Will you be my friends?
Tom: How the hell did you find a cave in the side of a cliff?
Smallnose: MOUSEPAW STOP LEAVING CAMP. *raging*
Simón: Owww my tail fine I'lll just attack you. *attacks*
Clover: *falls asleep with random loner she's known less than a day*
Frisbee: Yaaay I'm going hunting with some random leopard cat tomorrow on wild cat territory where I'll probably scare the living crap out of every cat because of my amazing baldness!
Snowfoot: *passes out*
Simón: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
Icepelt: *eternally raging* Please don't kill me Earthfoot but Smokeheart broke her leg. *cowers from his wrath*
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Day 2
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Cloudheart: ShadowClan's gonna die out if they get more kitties. o.O
Darkfoot: *on the inside: WHAAAT? HER BROTHERS ARE OVERPROTECTIVE? AAACK* Hm? Oh, its fine. My sister is too.
Gingertail: OMFG HAAAII GUYS I CAN'T BELIEVE WE MET YOU HERE ON THE BORDER! >D
Flowersky: Aww, look. Kits! <3
Creamfoot: Oh hey Smallpaw! You're not in StarClan yet!
Sandcloud: Oh, look, its a tom!
Stormclaw: Dammit, the other patrol found the dog first. Dx
Icepelt: WHAT?! How the hell did that loner get those kits out of our camp?!
Gorsestorm: Oh dammit now Nightkit's gonna kill us all.
Flowersky: ...we're taking ShadowClan kits to WindClan? WindClan? What kind of monsters are we?!
Creamfoot: Aw, its okay. I'll die before you.
Icepelt: TWISTEDCLAW. *rages* D<
Sandcloud: Oh look another tom! Well, bye! *leaves*
Blackpaw: Great, its Lilypaw. *sulks out of the den*
Clover: *wakes up* Hey its Spider from Cageplace! And Zoomer doesn't know it yet but they're long lost brothers!
Flowersky: *twitch* I hate this place. *twitch*
Dapplepaw: *running for her life to Specklestar*
Icepelt: TWISTEDCLAW. *rages more*
Creamfoot: No way, I'm so dying before you.
Lionstripe: Wake up we're going on patrol whether you like it or not.
Flowersky: Holy sh*t my brother remembers me! ...Hello, Bracken *coughchackhackwheezecough* paw.
Dapplepaw: Great now both Specklestar and Eclipsepaw will have my tail off. *warywarywary*
Gingertail: *plotting*
Creamfoot: No. I'm dying first. Now shut up and find me some fresh-kill. D<
Lionstripe: Where the hell is Kestrelpaw?
Dapplepaw: WHAAAT? Nightkit? An APPRENTICE? StarClan take me now! *dies*
Icepelt: Twistedclaw. <<
Gingertail: All I gotta do is find a tom before a quarter moon's up.
Cloudheart: *pantpantpantpantpant* Ohgawdohgawdohgawdohgawdohgawdohgawd how the hell do you WindClan cats do it? *keels over*
Scorchclaw: Whazzat? An apprentice? *headtilt*
Bramblekit: *killing Smokefur*
Dapplepaw: *oh gawd what does Night *coughhackhackcough* paw want? i'm gonna die!* ...What'cha need, Nightki- paw?
Tawnystorm: *chatting with Elmkit* *please please please don't do my fur! Dx*
Bramblekit: *fails* MOMMA MOMMA MOMMA MR. MEAN KITTY SMUSHED ME KILL HIM KILL MR. MEAN KITTY.
Tawnystorm: *emos* I offended a kit! I OFFENDED A KIT! WHAT KIND OF A MONSTER AM I?! *depressed*